Hét Tamponspel!

Heey, weer een spelletje dat ik pikte van WS.

Het is dus de bedoeling dat je de titel van een boek, film of liedje neemt en een woord vervangt door Tampon.
Boek (speciaal voor Joke) : The Twilight Saga: Tampon (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse/New Moon)
Liedje:
Smells Like Tampon (Smells like funk- Black Eyed Peas)

etc. Wees lekker creatief!

Liedje:

opposites - broodje tampon (Broodje Bakpao)

Boek:
Torak & Tampon (Torak en wolf)

Lied:
Where is the Tampon? (Where is the love? Black Eyed Peas)
I'm a Big big tampon in a big big world.
Big tampons don't cry

Boek en film:
Harry Potter en de tampon. (Harry Potter en de vuurbeker)


Liedje:
Hot as tampon (Hot as ice - Britney Spears)

Film/Boek
The Tampons of Narnia (The Chronicles of Narnia)

Boek:
Land zonder grote tampons (Land zonder grote mensen > niet echt gekend, maar het klinkt grappig )

Party Tampons (Party People - Nelly en Fergie)

Like a Tampon ¨Like a G6¨

Joan Jett is cool, haar liedje "do you wanna touch me" ook.
Maar "do you tampon me" is ook cool :

We've been here too long
Tryin' to get along
Pretendin' that you're oh so shy
I'm a natural ma'am
Doin' all I can
My temperature is runnin' high

Cry at night
No one in sight
An' we got so much to share
Talking's fine
If you got the time
But I ain't got the time to spare
Yeah

Do you wanna tampon (Yeah)
Do you wanna tampon (Yeah)
Do you wanna tampon me there, where
Do you wanna tampon (Yeah)
Do you wanna tampon (Yeah)
Do you wanna tampon me there, where
There, yeah

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Every girl an' boy
Needs a little joy
All you do is sit an' stare
Beggin' on my knees
Baby, won't you please
Run your fingers through my hair

My, my, my
Whiskey and rye
Don't it make you feel so fine
Right or wrong
Don't it turn you on
Can't you see we're wastin' time, yeah

Do you wanna tampon (Yeah)
Do you wanna tampon (Yeah)
Do you wanna tampon me there, where
Do you wanna tampon (Yeah)
Do you wanna tampon (Yeah)
Do you wanna tampon me there, where
There, yeah

Inspiratie door Mide, je zou enkele woordjes moeten vervangen xD Is echt geniaal Mide!

Tampon Boy - SIlly Boy Rihanna
Silly Boy

Your callin me more than ever now that were done
Two maanverbanden back to my place, we were havin no fun
But your not a billendoekje, telling me you miss my inlegkruis
I remember when you would say you hate my tampons

I said Im not coming back, its it
You fooled me once but you cant have that ego turning
Just to bad for you, that when you had me
Didnt know what to do, shes over you

Cause you had a good girl, good girl, girl
Thats pregenant, pr-pr-pr-pregetant
You had a good girl, good girl but
Didnt know how to treat her, t-t-t-t-treat her (treat her)
So tampon boy get out my face (my face)
Why do you like the way inlegkruisjes taste?
So tampon boy get out my toilet my toilet
(get outta here)
No, I dont want you no more (get outta here)Tampon boy (Tampon boy)
Why you acting Tampon boy?
Tampon boy boy (boyboy)
Acting acting Tampon boy?

xD (selecteren om zwart te maken)

I just Tampon you